Oi mate, I reckon you've got your sunnies and boardies in your pack and can't wait to land in Aussie. Bloody ace! Before you arrive, make sure you read up on the strine and useful tips so that the fair dinkum Aussie's don't take the piss. Have a sweet as time mate!
Understand all of that? Good, you are a step ahead of most tourists. While Australia is more "Westernized" than the rest of the Southern hemisphere, it's still a world away from home. Here is some knowledge that you may find extremely helpful before setting out on your adventure in the land down under.
1. Australians speak English, but it's an entirely different form than we Canadians or Americans are used to. I could write an entire blog just on the terminology and slang, but I'll let you google that yourself. Basically, shorten everything you say, add "ies" to the end of words, and you are set.
For example:
Beverages = Bevies
Mosquitos = Mozzies
You'll get the hang of it. Also, male or female, best friends or strangers... everybody is your mate when you are in Australia.
2. It's not always sunshine and tropical paradise. Trust me on this one. I cluelessly arrived in Australia dreaming of spending every day lazing on the beach, not a cloud in the sky. And then I moved to Cairns. I hadn't done my research and I soon discovered that in Far North Queensland, there are 2 season... wet, and dry. As luck would have it, I arrived in the wet season. When it rains, it pours... for 4 months. Within minutes the streets would be flooded with water up to my knees. The heat almost reached the point of unbearable, with temperatures soaring to 40 degrees, with the humidity factor on top of that. Winter was another story. Year round summer? Not really. While the winter temperatures were similar to late spring/early autumn in Canada, it still was colder than most tourists anticipated. In Sydney, the daily highs can be less than 10 degrees, and the further south, the colder. Some places even get snow. Go to Cairns in the winter.
3. Wear sunscreen. Wear lots of it. The higher the SPF, the better. You'll still get a tan, I promise. Australia suffers from the effects of ozone depletion, and residents have one of the highest skin cancer rates in the world. Usually one agonizing sunburn is enough to pursuade a tourist to "Slip, slop, slap", as the Aussie's would say. Slip on a shirt, slop on some sunscreen, and slap on a hat!
4. Protect your camera. I just had to throw this one in because I had terrible luck with cameras during my trip. The humidity in the north led to the demise of my first camera. When I splurged on a new one, I was ridiculously irresponsible and left it sitting on a bench at a bus stop. I was so lucky to have it returned to me, only to bring it to the Fraser Island, the largest sand island in the world. Sand and cameras, do not mix. I worked on that island for 2 1/2 months, and nearly every day I saw at least one broken camera. Trust me, you need a camera in this country.
5. Take ginger tablets, avoid seasickness. There is nothing worse than heading out on a boat to see the Great Barrier Reef, only to find yourself lying on the floor with a paper bag. I don't speak from personal experience, but on one of my reef trips, I'd say 50% of the passengers were too sick to get in the water. There goes $200, and your dreams of finding Nemo. The crew will offer you the tablets at the start of the trip. If you aren't used to being on a boat in rough waters, don't risk it. Ginger tablets!
6. Australian wildlife is dangerous! Even the ocean can be crocodile infested if you go far enough north. In the summer, you'll need to wear a stinger suit or stay out of the water. Jellyfish stings can kill you in minutes. Sharks like to eat surfers for brekky. 7 of the 10 most deadly snakes in the world inhabit the country, and don't even get me started on the spiders. Should you cancel your travel plans because of this? No, because chances of you seeing any of these creatures is relatively low if you are smart enough not to swim in areas marked unsafe to do so, and stay on the trails in the national parks. Do, however, beware of the kangaroos. Super cute, and fun to feed, but if you run out of those little bags of food that the zoos provide, watch out. Kangaroos don't take no for an answer. I have a scar on my wrist to prove it.
7. Goon hangovers are the worst, ever. Chances are, if you are backpacking Oz, you'll soon discover that boxed wine, A.K.A. "Goon" is the cheapest way to intoxication. At $8 for a 4L box, you can't go wrong. Sure, it tastes terrible, but as a backpacker that's the least of your concerns. Use caution when drinking with Irish travelers, as they often expect you to keep up with their rate of drinking. Be sneaky, add some Sprite (referred to as Lemonade in Australia) to make it less potent... but don't let them catch you.
8. Free meals are everywhere. If you are on a tight budget, keep an eye out for hostels offering free dinner vouchers. The portions are usually small, and you will get sick of pasta, but take advantage of these vouchers, you'll need all of the extra cash you can get.
9. Max out your credit card. Good advice? Maybe not so much. However, Australia is an amazing country with so many incredible places to see. Don't let money hold you back, because I promise you'll regret it. Climb the Harbour Bridge, skydive over the reef, and camp Fraser Island. You came this far, don't leave without the full experience.
I'll add to this list as more comes to mind. In all honesty, tips like these are great, but isn't half of the fun figuring out things on your own? (Well, maybe not the deadly animals... take my advice on that one.)
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